March 2011
Watchdratsitsyelnats:
vivianhy:
jaydashla:
ryleedeperalta:
dontlosehope-:
JUST CLICK PLAY AND THEN CLICK ON THE PONIES. YOU WON’T REGRET IT.
I swear this is the greatest thing I’ve ever reblogged.
HOLY FXCK WHAT?! hahahahaha
What is this fuckery.. I LOVE IT!
hahah I can’t help but think I’ve seen this before but still fun :P
“Being an artist separates you from things in general. One’s mind is working at a...”
–
Truman Capote, Conversations with Capote, Lawrence Grobel (via notanotherpaperjam)
holy!! this is awesome! I really don’t sleep because my mind is really moving to fast. and sorry to offend anyone but yes I have drank to alcohol sometimes to chill my mind so I can think. jus saying…and yes I...
That awkard moment when you get attacked by a huge...
deetran:
Hella awkward, right?
Lapras used Surf...
fypblog:
BAHAHHAHAHHAHHA yesssss
I love it when food packages say something like...
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
thegirlyourmotherwarnedyouabout:
Cause I’m always like “Bitch I think you meant I get seconds.”
Submitted by trulylovely
Posi+ive - Language
Single = Alone Make Love = Fuck Inebriated = Drunk Texting = Sexting Active = Horny Procrastinating = Lazy Opinion = Disagreement Interesting = Stupid
Procrastinating on Making Love = a Lazy Fuck Active without a Partner = Alone and Horny -> Masturbate it out Inebriated while Texting = you start Drunk Sexting Opinion about your Interest = Disagreeing with Stupidity
What's Funny? Oh, I know.
fun·ny adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est 1. a. Causing laughter or amusement. b. Intended or designed to amuse. 2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious. 3. Tricky or deceitful.
I like it when people tell me that I’m funny, I take it as a compliment. I don’t think I’m funny though. I just know what funny is.
This happens every other day....
(Translated from Cantonese)
Mom: Do you have a girlfriend right now?
- No.
Mom: Why not? You use to always have a girlfriend?
- Because I don’t think I’m ready for one right now.
Mom: Oh okay. Well find one soon because I don’t want you to be gay. Like your brother.
- He’s not gay because he doesn’t have a girlfriend, he’s gay because he was born that...
WatchFavorite episode so far.. .the cheating, the fighting, the talks. So good.
I watch this show to relate, not to escape. Enveloped in many familiar emotions, Parenthood gives a variety of familial pot-holes, speed-bumps, and detours that strikes my heart and provides that pang like no other show. so many heartwarming scenarios and tear-jerking moments..
I REALLY LIKE
being in my own world
having just a mother, a brother, and a girl.
(2 second pause)
Stepping to my own beat, Sitting in my own seat.
Dancing to my own playlist, Drinking as my own house guest,
Guessing from my heart’s content, Digressing from formal contexts,
Txtign drukn wihtoooot inhibition Driiiiiiiiiiving drunk without supervision.
Envisioning the truth with superstitions and...
The 6 awkward hugs
Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies,...
imjulielee:
Do your job.
Anonymous asked: Finish the sentence: I am ________ with a little hint of _______, I smell like _______, know ________ and want _______ to win the _________ so that I can __________ __________ _________ best at life.
I Have a Future (at 35)
friend: youre my friend right?
of course friend: like idk how you feel about me but i think very highly of you you like my hommeboy for life haha SO i was wondering you cant be offended i got the idea from friends okay uh.. ok friend: but if i’m 35 and expiring and still single can you be my baby daddy HAHAHAHHA serious hahahaha...
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fatregina:
Spiderman 2. Clever idea.
Mr Clean
Shark Week
Folgers manhole cover
The Sopranos
niiiiiiiiice
“Fangirl, n.
1. (derogatory) a female fan, obsessed with something (or someone)...”
– http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fangirl
I'm not Catholic or anything but..
“Lent in the Christian tradition, is the period of the liturgical year leading up to Easter. Lent is a time of sacrifice for Jesus. The traditional purpose of Lent is the preparation of the believer — through prayer, penitence, almsgiving and self-denial — for the annual commemoration during Holy Week of the Death and Resurrection of Jesus, which recalls the events linked to the Passion of...
Anonymous asked: why are you so black/old and have nasty toes?
Anonymous asked: Hay. I like it when you dance.
Your streamline of works reveal nothing but a tunnel to
awkward my silence.
Your seam line of words ravel no kinks but a ruffle to
awkwardly sized pants.
My nature obvious,
maturity oblivious,
maybe oculus reparo
to occupy the scenario.
