October 2011
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September 2011
Watchjust to cheer myself up, haha
Not Classy, Very Trashy
I can’t say my night was completely ruined. I saw some familiar faces and caught up with old friendships that sailed years ago. Nearing the end of a typical bar night was the least classiest experience I’ve been through. My peripheral was a drunken mess, held back by her friends, at the top of her lungs, “She’s better than you, Raymond! *****’s better than...
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Watchspatula:
Tape Generations (by johan rijpma)
Days of work right here.
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How to Eat Pussy Like a Champ →
earn31:
Is there anything more erotic, more satisfying, more – mere words fail me – than going down on a woman, eating hair pie, giving her head, having a box lunch, performing oral sex, eating her out, etc.? I think not. What is more the essence of sex than a woman’s vagina? The source of her pleasure, home of the clitoris, center of her sexual universe? Nothing, in my opinion. All...
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My sister's wedding
September 24, 2011
Itinerary:
700am - wake up and get ready 730am - clean the house and prepare for guests 800am - guests arrive 900am - groom and groomsmen arrive 900-945am - wedding games and activities 945am - tea ceremony #1 begins 1000am - eat 1100am - clean up and prepare for next tea ceremony 1200pm - arrive at groom’s house for tea ceremony #2 Downtime 330pm - prepare for wedding...
Hair Art Shits and Giggles.: wear sunscreen →
kimmriffic:
(Kurt Vonnegut’s Commencement Speech to MIT class 1997)
Ladies and gentlemen of the class of ‘97:
Wear sunscreen.
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.
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“Last time I saw him was like five years earlier when Dean and I were doing a...”
– Demetri Martin
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The first day of no communication; I wonder how...
Today at lunch..
I met with a friend in the PQ area. She introduced me to two of her friends as well. One of them, Ruby, gives me the cube test =] FUN. The test Ruby gave me had a few more questions, but this website is still good.
http://www.getinhermind.com/sure-fire-routines/five-minute-personality-test-the-cube
Take the test! It’s pretty accurate on my Salvador Dali of an image. Keep scrolling down for...
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notyourexpectations:
“Girls idolize [Tom from 500 Days of Summer] but he’s totally selfish. He doesn’t even learn that much about her.”- Joseph Gordon Levitt.
(quote from Amber’s status)
So many people hate Summer!
She’s just misunderstood.
Agreed.
Crazy, Stupid, Love (watch with me) →
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did you know?: The Cursed Painting. →
did-you-kno:
This painting appeared on eBay in February 2000. According to the seller, the aforementioned couple, the painting carried some form of curse. Their eBay description claimed that the characters in the painting moved during the night, and that they would sometimes leave the painting and enter…
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Chox →
cyclo-oxygenase:
You can never truly empathize with the love starved protagonist in a movie. We always catch them in moments where they’re pondering their beloved, or sneaking a peak at them, or having some foreboding music playing in the background that hints that they’re getting closer or further. Real life doesn’t allow us this luxury of hint. In the end, we sit in our rooms and...
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